On the first day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the second day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the third day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Three interventions
Two flabongos
wings with a side of blue cheese

On the fourth day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the fifth day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Five party butts!
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the sixth day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Six chaws a hawin’
Five party butts!
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the seventh day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Seven punks a loppin’
Six chaws a hawin’
Five party butts!
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the eight day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Eight butts a fartin’
Seven punks a loppin’
Six chaws a hawin’
Five party butts!
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the ninth day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Nine ranches dippin’
Eight butts a fartin’
Seven punks a loppin’
Six chaws a hawin’
Five party butts!
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the tenth day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Ten gizzards latherin’
Nine ranches dippin’
Eight butts a fartin’
Seven punks a loppin’
Six chaws a hawin’
Five party butts!
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Eleven tubs a guzzlin’
Ten gizzards latherin’
Nine ranches dippin’
Eight butts a fartin’
Seven punks a loppin’
Six chaws a hawin’
Five party butts!
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Lee Greenwood gave to me:
Twelve turkeys tossin’
Eleven tubs a guzzlin’
Ten gizzards latherin’
Nine ranches dippin’
Eight butts a fartin’
Seven punks a loppin’
Six chaws a hawin’
Five party butts!
Fours Stags on ice
Three interventions
Two flabongos
And some wings with a side of blue cheese
And some wings with a side of blue cheese!!!